"Well the party was nice, the party was bumpin' -
Hey, Yippie Yi, Yo"
- Abraham Lincoln
I am he,
as you are he,
as you are me,
and we are all together.
See how they run,
like pigs from a gun,
see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake,
waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee shirt,
stupid bloody Tuesday,
man, you been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
goo goo g' joob.
Mister city p'liceman sitting, pretty
little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly,
like Lucy in the sky,
see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard,
dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
boy you been a naughty girl,
you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman,
they are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
goo goo g' joob.
Sitting in an English
garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come,
you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.
Goo goo g' joob g' goo goo g' joob.
Expert texpert choking smokers,
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile,
like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina Pilchards -
climbing up the Eiffel Tower!
Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna,
man, you should have seen them kickin' Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus.
Goo goo g' joob